Type of Music: Velvet-smooth rock that melts in your mouth, not on your hands

Web Site: http://www.myspace.com/freakinsweetrocks

Law Firm Affiliation: Borowitz & Goldsmith and Fultz Maddox Hovious & Dickens

Members:
Mike Pantoja - guitar, vocals, ouija board, sunglasses, penalty kick
*John Sheryak - guitar, vocals, transcendentalism, self-furling main
*Ed Skees - drums, vibraslap, tarot cards, sizmic toad and sorcery
* indicates an attorney or law student.

Bio:
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies, everyone goes, everyone knows The Velvetkings' show....

On a hot October night in 2007, the Velvetkings died in flames, taking with them their legacy of poorly tuned guitars, clipping bass cabinets and accidentally unplugged instruments. Like a phoenix, they've been reborn from the ashes and have returned unplugged and totally acoustic (somewhat), one member shy of Freakin' Sweet, but just as potent. A Freakin' Sweet press release indicates the Velvetkings' resurrection has more to do with Greg's conference schedule, but the Velvetnation- the faithful - those who drink the koolaid - believe the statement was issued by the record label as a cover-up. Some believe Freakin' Sweet tested positive for a performance enhancing substance that is banned by Lawlapalooza. The band members adamantly deny those rumors and suggest the unusually high levels of testosterone were attributable to a one time experiment with over-the-counter dietary supplements purchased from the Dominican Republic. And although they were great gigs, the band has agreed not to play at Peyote Dayze in New Mexico or the Poppy Field Festival in Afghanistan. Whatever you believe, Freakin' Sweet is likely to return in 2010.

Nevertheless, the hiatus has not been time lost. The band members have mastered the art of transcendental meditation and ESP. Their ritualistic seances have channeled the spirits of Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon and Elvis Presley. In addition, several significant legal victories were achieved. Most notably: John successfully argued before the highest court that articles of clothing thrown at the band became abandoned property, not a bailment. Further, John argued that the singer does not need to indemnify the band in subsequent replevin actions even though the items were only thrown at the singer. In a less publicized, but equally significant victory, Ed obtained a permanent injunction preventing the placement of Parental Advisory Warning labels on the band's demo tapes. Mike and Greg continue to count beans and manage portfolios in a most professional manner.

The Velvetkings are one of the most fan-friendly bands in the lawlapalooza lineup. The Velvetnation loves the totally interactive "rock band tour bus experience" and other hands-on, fan-oriented opportunities.

The band promises another top-10 finish this year and expects to add to the ever-increasing Velvetnation by delighting newcomers with tasteful tributes to Kiss, the Cure, the Foo Fighters and other legendary performers. The Velvetkings are also working on a possible rendition of one of the greatest pop songs of all times, dedicated to the Pepsi Generation.

Freaks and Freakettes are welcome at this event, however, the band has asked that there be no smoking during the performance. In addition, the band would like to remind the faithful that the band has no duty to return articles of clothing thrown at the band. Please see above. Long live the kings...and the Velvetnation.

Thank you,
The Band

Lawlapalooza Participation:
2007 - The Velvetkings (probably last place)

Upcoming Gigs:
Wherever koolaid is served.
In addition, there are reports that the Lillith Fair is set to return in 2010 and that the band is believed to be "in talks."
Lastly, there has also been some interest in a TV reality show "So, You Want To Be A Groupie?" shot from the tour bus and green rooms. Please stay tuned.

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