Brain food? Seriously?
Who wants brain food for final exams? Nothing fuels fear and desperation like JUNK FOOD, which the IT Department will happily provide outside Room 175 on Tuesday morning, April 30th. Your choice of evils may include:
- Snack cakes and other artificially sweetened, fattening baked goods
- Chips, pretzels or other oddly shaped, salty, grain-based sundries, and
- Candies, candy bars or other threats to good dental hygiene
Fruits, vegetables and whole grains are strictly prohibited.